Monday, June 29, 2009

Criminal neglect, what the fuck

Holy hell, haven't updated this thing in fucking eons. I have no legitimate reason for this. I haven't been working THAT much, haven't really been doing anything that outrageous, and definitely haven't been busy at all. I was contemplating writing out a random spewing facebook note, but that seems pretty silly to do. I mean, firstly, who the fuck reads facebook notes that they aren't tagged in? I do, but that's partially because I'm a creepy shithead. Moving on.

I have been experimenting a lot in the kitchen lately. Not just with foods mind you, also with different activities. The showering in the kitchen/cooking in the bathroom thing isn't really working out for me though. Damn. However, I did make a lights out grilled cheese the other day. Seriously, it's the best. Maybe I'll let one of you try it. Or maybe not. Bitches. I used a few key ingredients, but the most important were the velveeta singles, the cracked black pepper, Jane's mixed up salt, and a light coat of minced garlic on the inside of the sammich. It was pretty epic.

Lately, in the most homoerotic way possible, I've been revisiting the Harry Potter books/movies. As much credibility as that definitely loses me, I have to vehemently back up the fact that the Harry Potter series is an incredibly solid contribution to literature for not just kids, but adults as well. I mean, shit, this series kept me from driving my grades into the ground c/o Pokemon Blue. Plus, it's a fuckload better than the garbage passing for teenage literature these days (Twilight, I'm staring right at your fucking grave).

Anyway, see you ladies in hell.

xoxo

Joe