May 4th marks the beginning of an era. An era where summer stagnancy will not be tolerated, and one where food and booze will be consumed, women will be pillaged, and horizons will be expanded.
From May 4th (following my Film/Lit final), until May 10th, I along with a band of fellow alcoholic cohorts will embark on a journey to the promiseland: Chicago, IL. From there, we will travel to America's Fattest City: Cleveland, OH. And then, rounding out the Oddysey-esque journey, will be the mecca of all things American (sort of): Philadelphia, PA.
I'm pretty fucking esctatic.
