On the road again

Well, 56 hours, and over 3400 miles later, I'm back in the wonderful sunshine state.  I'm currently sitting in my apartment drinking beer on a monday night, because the semester wrapped up the day I left for the road trip.  Speaking of the semester, I ended up with straight B's this semester.  Yay for massively underachieving in college.  However, I did get a B+, so that is good.  But it's not really good, because I really doubt anyone will care what grades I got in college when I'm writing a book or touring with a band.  But, I digress.

Lots of funny things happened on the trip.  Mostly, it consisted of a lot of driving, and a lot of eating, and a lot of pooping.  In fact, this seems incredible, but on I-65 entering Kentucky, within a mile of the state line, there is a 24 hour porn super store.  What is more incredible is that this porn store is located in the middle of a strip mall that was completely abandoned.  There are the remenants of stores throughout, but all have been abandoned for some time.  The only other thing that is still in business is the strip club (unfortunately, that was not open at 545 on a tuesday morning).  Anyway, to add to the sheer remarkability of this, 12 miles down the road, there is another porn store that is open 24/7, and that is also a former tourist information center.  

To be honest, there was a lot of funny stuff that happened.  However, my current busy schedule of drinking does not allow for much discussion of it.  So, I will bid farewell here and just conclude with:  Yes, I did have fun on my trip, thanks for asking.    More to come later.

xoxoxo

Joe